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Love Always,
“Of course it is happening inside your head... but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” -Albus Dumbledore
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inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |89,536 notes
hyrantyphoon:

spectrumnegative:

mandikw:

not-enough-fandom:

professorfrogar:

toonskribblez:

jerryterry:

Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.
(original gif [x])

This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.

Until one day when he was confronted by a mugger. The mugger tried to stab him but continuously missed until they stabbed themself. He found his true calling and became a hero, stopping criminals everywhere by using their own  clumsiness against them.

INFOMERCIAL AU

OMG

THIS FUCKING SITE

INFORMERCIAL AU

hyrantyphoon:

spectrumnegative:

mandikw:

not-enough-fandom:

professorfrogar:

toonskribblez:

jerryterry:

Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.


(original gif [x])

This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.

Until one day when he was confronted by a mugger. The mugger tried to stab him but continuously missed until they stabbed themself. He found his true calling and became a hero, stopping criminals everywhere by using their own  clumsiness against them.

INFOMERCIAL AU

OMG

THIS FUCKING SITE

INFORMERCIAL AU

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |138,722 notes

rapldashing:

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

image

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |291,394 notes

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |39,651 notes
therealhamster:

no really i need to know

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |346,247 notes

thelittletimelady:

requested by miiniaturedisasters

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |1,724 notes
1 day ago on August 30th, 2014 |107,533 notes

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to…

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 |162,221 notes

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 |72,920 notes

dacergirl369:

An infinite amount of multiverses and I had to get stuck in the one without superheroes

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 |11,427 notes

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 |36,380 notes

bunny-banana:

hungrylikethewolfie:

dominiquemorgenstern:

The Great Unanswered Question:

What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias

OH MY GOD THE TAG 

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 |107,771 notes

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 |33,698 notes

awzoella:

inspired by x

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 |10,769 notes

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 |266,414 notes