May 2013
dan-will-make-you-howell:
do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin
wheres the sign up sheet
i am a delight.: greenaphile: you know those... →
greenaphile:
you know those people who are just more?
the ones who are bold and fierce and unwavering and passionately relentless about everything, whether it’s stupid or really fucking important. and sometimes they’re right and then sometimes they’re wrong, but they’re always so present and everyone notices their rightness and wrongness and
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
tajellybeeenz:
casteilnovak:
whatslifewithoutfandoms:
DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD
oh look now it’s normal
sarcastic
LOUD
incredibly sarcastic
INCREDIBLY LOUD AGRESSIVE SARCASM
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so according to my archive my first tumblr post was 1/31/12, meaning i have had tumblr for 477 days (!!!). the 500th day i will have had tumblr (we shall be celebrating) will be june 14th- ironically my brothers 16th birthday.
p.s. i like this site tis quite useful: http://www.timeanddate.com/date/duration.html
bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
stealingcheese:
everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar you know the one i’m taking about
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
owlcitymordred:
stagdoeandfawn:
catully:
brigwife:
latitudeoctopus:
brigwife:
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
i always thought it meant tomorrow night?!?
180mph:
genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
look at the stars
look how they shine for you
gallifrey-feels:
underutilized-nerdgirl:
im-an-angel-you-asshat:
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Gabriel
Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
that awkward moment when you realize you were just thinking about potato sex
shiphassailed:
when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
thedalekmaster:
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
was that John Green?
that was John Green
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HOLY CRAP GUYS I HAVE LIKE 100 THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT ON THE VLOGBROTHERS VIDEO FROM TODAY AND FREAKKKKKING OUT SOMEONE CALLED ME INTELLIGENT WHAT I CANNOT. SOMETIMES I WISH NERDFIGHTERIA WAS A TANGIBLE OBJECT SO THAT I COULD HUG IT.
“You can’t just make me different and then leave.”
– Looking for Alaska, John Green (via liztimus)
undesired-pageblood:
emotionalfossil:
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
hazlegrace:
lol why are you guys even following this blog?
why are you even posting on this blog? :)
shattystrashstache:
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
#mccoy: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THE THING
#Uhura: I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING
#Sulu: I VOLUNTEER TO HELP DO THE THING
#Chekov: THE THING WAS INWENTED IN RUSSIA
“That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just...”
– Pulp Fiction (1994)
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
cartoonmotioned:
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
jordan-has-lost-his-mind:
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
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whats scary about the whole yahoo thing is that i always just sort of assumed that tumblr would be here forever, but in reality its very fragile and thats scary because i dont ever want to be in a world without a place like tumblr
harryedward:
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
nahshaw:
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
